I got to thinking today about my life.  I was thinking how others COULD find it slightly crazy.  I mean, I have to admit that some of the things that I think are funny, make others a bit afraid.  Having said that, I have come up with an idea for a "test", if you will.  This test shall be a list that determines your level of insanity.....and it is being compiled right now - as it comes to me.  Put on your seatbelts.   lol  






The following are to be answered true or false- one point for every true.  Now if you find that these things seem like a good idea then you get half a point because you are entertaining the idea and therefore half as guilty....  Good Luck!

• Went skinny dipping?
• Broke in somewhere to go skinny dipping?
• Been in a stolen a car?
• Driven a stolen car?
• Outrun the cops?
• Outrun the cops in a stolen car?
• Jumped a vehicle?
• Jumped a stolen vehicle?
• You know where this is going....Jumped a stolen vehicle while the cops are in pursuit? (this one is three points!)  ....you ARE crazy!
• Assaulted someone?
• Been kidnapped?
• Bungee jumped?
• Jumped from an airplane?
• Threw food?
• Skipped school?
• Pranked called someone?
• Been to jail?
• Went on the zipper?
• Kidnapped someone?
• Stalked someone?
• Driven drunk?
• Been in a wreck with yourself being the driver?
• Went to a biker bar?
• Streaked? 
• Played truth or dare?
• Picked up a hitch hiker?
• Went "cow tippin'"?
• Went cow tippin' and actually tipped a cow??
• Teased a bull?
• Been chased by a bull?
• Riden an untrained horse?
• Broken a horse?
• Riden a stallion?
• Jumped from a hay loft?
• Roped a calf? 
• Slept in a wheel barrow?
• Wrangled any livestock?
• Jumped a train? 
• Hitch hiked?
• Ghost hunted?
• Ghost hunted at night in a grave yard?
• Fallen into an open grave?
• Touched a dead person?
• Done a keg stand?
• Broken a bone?
• Cut a car in half?
• Shaved anyone against their will?
• Flung poo? 
• Pooped where you are not supposed to?
• Put flaming poo on someone's porch, rang the bell and ran?
• Gotten a flaming poo surprise on your porch?
• Dyed your hair a crayola box color?
• Put explosives where they don't belong and lit them?
• Shot an assault rifle? 
• Been shot or shot at?
• Wrecked a golf cart?
• Stolen a road sign?
• Purposely hit a mailbox while driving?
• Purposely hit a person with a vehicle?
• Been to band camp?
• Been to boot camp?
• Been on tv?
• Sang a solo?
• Opened a live beehive?
• Torn something good apart that you didn't know how to reassemble?
• Chewed tobacco?
• Dumpster dived?

i have a feeling that this will be ongoing.  this is fun.....

i'll update with the results for scoring ......