Showing posts with label toni. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toni. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

I got to thinking today about my life.  I was thinking how others COULD find it slightly crazy.  I mean, I have to admit that some of the things that I think are funny, make others a bit afraid.  Having said that, I have come up with an idea for a "test", if you will.  This test shall be a list that determines your level of insanity.....and it is being compiled right now - as it comes to me.  Put on your seatbelts.   lol  






The following are to be answered true or false- one point for every true.  Now if you find that these things seem like a good idea then you get half a point because you are entertaining the idea and therefore half as guilty....  Good Luck!



  • Went skinny dipping?
  • Broke in somewhere to go skinny dipping?
  • Been in a stolen a car?
  • Driven a stolen car?
  • Outrun the cops?
  • Outrun the cops in a stolen car?
  • Jumped a vehicle?
  • Jumped a stolen vehicle?
  • You know where this is going....Jumped a stolen vehicle while the cops are in pursuit? (this one is three points!)  ....you ARE crazy!
  • Assaulted someone?
  • Been kidnapped?
  • Bungee jumped?
  • Jumped from an airplane?
  • Threw food?
  • Skipped school?
  • Pranked called someone?
  • Been to jail?
  • Went on the zipper?
  • Kidnapped someone?
  • Stalked someone?
  • Driven drunk?
  • Been in a wreck with yourself being the driver?
  • Went to a biker bar?
  • Streaked? 
  • Played truth or dare?
  • Picked up a hitch hiker?
  • Went "cow tippin'"?
  • Went cow tippin' and actually tipped a cow??
  • Teased a bull?
  • Been chased by a bull?
  • Riden an untrained horse?
  • Broken a horse?
  • Riden a stallion?
  • Jumped from a hay loft?
  • Roped a calf? 
  • Slept in a wheel barrow?
  • Wrangled any livestock?
  • Jumped a train? 
  • Hitch hiked?
  • Ghost hunted?
  • Ghost hunted at night in a grave yard?
  • Fallen into an open grave?
  • Touched a dead person?
  • Done a keg stand?
  • Broken a bone?
  • Cut a car in half?
  • Shaved anyone against their will?
  • Flung poo? 
  • Pooped where you are not supposed to?
  • Put flaming poo on someone's porch, rang the bell and ran?
  • Gotten a flaming poo surprise on your porch?
  • Dyed your hair a crayola box color?
  • Put explosives where they don't belong and lit them?
  • Shot an assault rifle? 
  • Been shot or shot at?
  • Wrecked a golf cart?
  • Stolen a road sign?
  • Purposely hit a mailbox while driving?
  • Purposely hit a person with a vehicle?
  • Been to band camp?
  • Been to boot camp?
  • Been on tv?
  • Sang a solo?
  • Opened a live beehive?
  • Torn something good apart that you didn't know how to reassemble?
  • Chewed tobacco?
  • Dumpster dived?

i have a feeling that this will be ongoing.  this is fun.....

i'll update with the results for scoring ......

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Twosies..


Well, I hadn't remembered this blog untill I found it while trying to make a webpage. BUT, what's new? I can't remember shit. This here is my honda! It is the most buckled car ever and I'm gonna race it in a title for title pos match. Yeah, I'm working on the racetrack and my lucky opponent this week. NOT!
Anyway, Nick is out and I'm still alive and still crazy. Life is still going on. Skip is still here. Untill next time!